{"id":113,"date":"2012-10-17T21:13:42","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T19:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/?p=113"},"modified":"2013-09-20T00:48:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-19T22:48:03","slug":"oda-prostilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"Oda pro\u0219tilor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Ast\u0103zi am citit o chestie grozav\u0103! Domnule Marin Voican Ghioroiu s\u00eente\u021bi foarte talentat! Textul pe care l-a\u021bi scris \u0219i pe care \u00eel voi reproduce \u00a0mai jos sintetizeaz\u0103 tot ceea ce am g\u00eendit dar nu am putut exprima \u00een cuvinte timp de ani de zile. V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru c\u0103 mi-a\u021bi confirmat c\u0103 nu s\u00eent singurul care g\u00eende\u0219te chestii similare.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219adar,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oda pro\u0219tilor&#8221; &#8211;\u00a0Marin Voican Ghioroiu<br \/>\nDe-ar fi s\u0103-i lu\u0103m pe to\u0163i la r\u00e2nd,<br \/>\n\u015ei actualii, dar \u015fi fo\u015ftii,<br \/>\nCei mai de\u015ftep\u0163i de pe P\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nAu fost \u00eentotdeauna\u2026 PRO\u015eTII.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nNu te ruga la ursitoare<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103-n via\u0163a ta vreun rost,<br \/>\nMai bine url\u0103-n gura mare :<br \/>\n\u201cIubite Doamne, f\u0103-m\u0103\u2026.PROST!\u201d<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nDe ce s\u0103 tragi ca la galer\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103-nve\u0163i at\u00e2tea f\u0103r\u0103 rost,<br \/>\nDe vrei s\u0103 faci o carier\u0103,<br \/>\nAjunge numai s\u0103 fii\u2026PROST.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\n\u00cen lumea asta cu de toate,<br \/>\nUnde se-nva\u0163\u0103 contra cost,<br \/>\nP\u0103cat c\u0103 nici o facultate<br \/>\nNu d\u0103 \u015fi diploma de\u2026.PROST.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nAvem impozite cu carul,<br \/>\nDar \u00eenot\u0103m \u00een s\u0103r\u0103cie<br \/>\n\u015ei ce buget ar avea statul<br \/>\nDintr-un impozit pe\u2026..PROSTIE\u2026.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nEi sunt ca iarba, cu duiumul,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu-i jigne\u015fti, s\u0103 nu-i \u00eempro\u015fti<br \/>\nO, Doamne, de ne-ar cre\u015fte gr\u00e2ul<br \/>\nCum cresc recoltele de \u2026PRO\u015eTI.<br \/>\n*<br \/>\nSi-n lumea asta r\u0103sturnat\u0103,<br \/>\nUnde cei str\u00e2mbi sunt cei mai drep\u0163i,<br \/>\nSavan\u0163ii no\u015ftri mor de foame<br \/>\nSi numai PRO\u015eTII sunt de\u015ftep\u0163i<br \/>\n*****<\/p>\n<p>Prostia este infinit mai fascinant\u0103 dec\u00e2t inteligen\u0163a.<\/p>\n<p>Inteligen\u0163a are limitele ei, pe c\u00e2nd prostia, nu!<\/p>\n<p>Oamenii neinstrui\u0163i sunt mai \u201cscumpi\u201d dec\u00e2t oamenii valoro\u015fi care, pentru a supravie\u0163ui, se \u201cv\u00e2nd\u201d ieftin<br \/>\nNu te certa niciodat\u0103 cu un prost. Te aduce la nivelul lui \u015fi te bate cu experien\u0163a. \u015ei apoi, mai are \u015fi mintea odihnit\u0103<\/p>\n<p>Auzite, v\u0103zute \u015fi culese de la mul\u0163i oameni de bun sim\u0163, care s-au lovit de PROSTIE \u015fi se mai lovesc, fiindc\u0103 sunt destui PRO\u015eTI care sunt ne\u00eentrecuti \u00een a o sluji \u015fi au f\u0103cut din ea o adev\u0103rat\u0103 art\u0103, pe care o g\u0103sim la cele mai \u00eenalte nivele ale societ\u0103\u0163i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ast\u0103zi am citit o chestie grozav\u0103! Domnule Marin Voican Ghioroiu s\u00eente\u021bi foarte talentat! Textul pe care l-a\u021bi scris \u0219i pe care \u00eel voi reproduce \u00a0mai jos sintetizeaz\u0103 tot ceea ce am g\u00eendit dar nu am putut exprima \u00een cuvinte timp de ani de zile. V\u0103 mul\u021bumesc pentru c\u0103 mi-a\u021bi confirmat c\u0103 nu s\u00eent singurul care [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":114,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[23,19],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-social","tag-despre-prostie","tag-interes-national"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mircea.tatuc.ro\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}